The camera ripples and distorts as we are about to enter a flashback. (Reminiscing) I remember my extremely amazing mentor D.D carrying out his publicity stunt last week! Plucky: (Cheerfully) That’s a good question…for YOU! Y’see, ducks have always been given a raw deal under the command of Warner Bros! They’re afraid of the fact that we have superior acting prowess over RABBITS! That hasn’t stopped us though. He scratches his head with a contemplating expression. You may all be wondering: What has given me, the only reason people watch Tiny Toons, the urge to branch off from the show? A TV programme all about me which has NOTHING ta do with rabbits! (Chuckles evilly) Does anybody have any questions? No? Great. (Brightens up) Welcome to THE PLUCKY DUCK SHOW! That’s right: The Plucky Duck Show! Not Tiny Toon Adventures, MY show. He laughs for a beat, before his mirth slowly begins to weaken as if he has grown uncomfortably aware of the fact that nobody has laughed. Suddenly, the bright light of a torch briefly shines on the camera before it moves away to reveal the face of Plucky Duck grinning malevolently, holding the torch under his bill and creating creepy shadows. We see nothing but blackness for ten seconds. “The Loneliest Number since the Number Two”
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